PAUL JOSEPH GOEBBELS WHY WERE YOU SO IDIOTIC AND LAME OH GOD I AM LAUGHING MY ASS OFF LIKE I HAVEN'T DONE IT ENOUGH WHEN RESEARCHING HIM BUT LO: [link]

OH SHEESH SERIOUSLY AAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH YOU FUCKING LAME IDIOT

WHO EVER HAS SAID THAT HISTORY IS DULL!? You just got to know the right people!

Oh Joey, that is so adorable.

Shut up you wouldn't have done any better.
BUT COME ON A SWING BAND
...I had more women than you'll ever have.
And more men.

...

[link] Been repeating this video for hours now. I guess only Finns find this funny. And this might offend Christians. But the song... I am dying of laughter here. Supermoniveto, I love you.

So, in the middle of repeating that song I paused it and watched the legendary Tarantino film, Pulp Fiction. What did I think of it, as a person who has seen only one Quentin Tarantino's film and that one being the awesome Inglourious Basterds? I effin' LOVED IT. I liked the soundtrack and the non-chronological way everything happened, and that the film practically ended where it began from. The characters were sympathetic; Vincent Vega, Jules, Mia and everyone. And Quentin Tarantino's cameo appearance was nice too, though his voice was way different than I had imagined it to be. (Yes, I know that his voice is heard in IB, but not much enough for me to draw conclusions about it.) There was gun shooting and blood and brains and shit, and one guy even got raped, but it wasn't nearly as brutal as I thought it to have been..! Basterds was far more violent and even grotesque than Pulp Fiction. But I loved it. I so have to see Kill Bill after this.

Trying to fill this "100 100-word ficlets"-challenge. Being so short, I will not post all of them at the same time, in bunches maybe. Ten drabbles a bunch, would that sound reasonable? And of course I would update this journal and gather the links of them here. I have already written nine of them, and of course all will be about Nazis or other WWII-related things. I am not writing them in order. I will try to fill this meme because it is very inspiring and the given titles are very good.

001. Destroy
002. Cry
003. Kiss
004. Passion
005. Date
006. Wrong
007. Right
008. Horse
009. Music
010. Display
011. Under
012. Field
013. Trade
014. Destiny
015. Heaven
016. Headache
017. Angst
018. Dread
019. Blank
020. Half
021. Pills
022. Disease
023. Vomit
024. Fever
025. Can
026. Juice
027. Wool
028. Carry
029. Grip
030. Fail
031. Light
032. Dark
033. Fence
034. Ship
035. Boat
036. Ocean
037. Blind
038. Deaf
039. Trace
040. Hell
041. Away
042. Near
043. Distance
044. Pool
045. Cash
046. Cheat
047. Lie
048. Betray
049. Loose
050. Partner
051. Stale
052. Shells
053. Injustice
054. Awake
055. Net
056. Deranged
057. Torture
058. Fake
059. True
060. False
061. Dare
062. Death
063. Ankle
064. Button
065. Camera
066. Drink
067. Everything
068. Fight
069. Girl
070. Hint
071. Run
072. Walk
073. Drive
074. Spare
075. Opportunity
076. Pleasant
077. Draft
078. Notice
079. Symbol
080. Sign
081. Stone
082. Grass
083. Blanket
084. Island
085. Kill
086. Line
087. Monkey
088. Nail
089. Over
090. Police
091. Queue
092. Rice
093. Sauce
094. Protein
095. Fix
096. Writer's Choice.
097. Writer's Choice.
098. Writer's Choice.
099. Writer's Choice.
100. Writer's Choice.

Already very, very, VERY bored of my finished story Lepattajat and I will not touch it after I have sent it to ~Vesture to whom I have especially written it for. So I am planning on writing something else, and it will not be Nazislash, as sad as it may sound.

I watched a Swedish film The Third Wave because Sylvester Groth was in it, and the movie mostly sucked, except for the parts with Groth who is a gorgeous actor. His character's name was Dauphin, and I really fell in love with the name, Dauphin. So, I decided to go and create a character called Dauphin Frédéric Rufus, and write a story, a short story or a novel around him, maybe my short story The Man With Perfect Lips will have something to do with it. Just that I'm very much willing to write the story to take place in 50's France, since Dauphin's name is very French and the era sounds interesting. It would mean that I will have to study France's history in the 20th century, get more knowledge about French culture and all that. The other option is to place it in London, in Britain, in a country of which's history and culture I know a lot more.

Or something. I am not troubled at all, though, I feel very enthusiastic about this!

1)Choose two of your own characters.
2) Make them answer the following questions.
3) Then tag three people.
4) Feel free to add some questions of your own.

I choose Colonel Donald Letherson and Major Asser Yarawic

1)What gender are you?
Letherson: Male.
Yarawic: Same.

2) What is your age?
Letherson: Thirty-six.
Yarawic: Twenty-nine.

3) Do you want a hug?
Letherson: No.
Yarawic: It depends.

4) Do you have any bad habits?
Letherson: Smoking. Mostly.
Yarawic: Does making grammar mistakes in German count?

5) What is your favorite food?
Letherson: Everything goes.
Yarawic: Haha, anything Mama makes.

6) What is your favorite ice-cream flavor?
Letherson: I don't eat much ice cream. But once I had some nice vanilla flavored in a French café while on duty.
Yarawic: Chocolate.

7) Are you a virgin?
Letherson: No. But seeing that you are interested, I can say that you most certainly are.
Yarawic: Yeaaaah right... Not.

8) Have you killed anyone?
Letherson: Some Gerries.
Yarawic: Well I'm a soldier, whaddaya think?

9) Do you hate anyone?
Letherson: Nothing in particular.
Yarawic: Nah.

10) Do you have any secrets?
Letherson: ...
Yarawic: Hmm.

11) What is your favorite season?
Letherson: Spring.
Yarawic: Summer.

12) Who is your best friend(s)?
Letherson: The closest thing I have for a friend is my team.
Yarawic: My colleagues have developed to be something similar to friends.

13) What are your hobbies?
Letherson: Collecting things. Iron Crosses and stamps, mostly.
Yarawic: Reading. And going to the movies!

14) What is your favorite drink?
Letherson: Whiskey, beer and vodka.
Yarawic: Good German ale.

15) When is your birthday?
Letherson: Thirtieth of May.
Yarawic: Twenty-seventh of September.

16) What age did you die?
-the creator doesn't know yet-

17) Are you nice or mean?
Letherson: Nice to some people, mean to some.
Yarawic: How the fuck am I supposed to know?

18) Are you social or shy?
Letherson: I'm not social, but I'm not shy either.
Yarawic: I'd go for social.

19) What do you think of your parents?
Letherson: Nothing special.
Yarawic: .... -silence-

20) What's your weakness?
Letherson: Dunno.
Yarawic: My hip, it's very difficult for me to crawl during missions.

21) How long can you stay under water?
Letherson: Long enough.
Yarawic: Haven't tried my limits yet.

22) What do you do on a regular day basis?
Letherson: Endure Nazis.
Yarawic: Wish for some free days! Jesus!

23) Do you love someone?
Letherson: ....
Yarawic: No.

24) When was the last time you wet yourself.
Letherson: .....
Yarawic: Haha! When I was a child.

25) What's your favorite band?
Letherson: I don't listen to bands.
Yarawic: No band, but I rather like Marlene Dietrich.

26) Ever worn a dress?
Letherson: No.
Yarawic: God no!

27) Willingly?
- -

28) What do you consider fun in the day-time?
Letherson: Chess.
Yarawic: Reading, rowing, playing cards..

29) At night?
Letherson: French ladies.
Yarawic: Oh, many things!

30) Ever kissed anyone?
Letherson: Yes.
Yarawic: Yeah.

31) ...Of the same gender?
Letherson: No.
Yarawic: Hell no!

34) Anyone loves you?
Letherson: I wouldn't know.
Yarawic: Ma, obviously.

35) What’s your favorite color?
Letherson: Yellow.
Yarawic: Green and blue.

36) When was the last time you cried?
Letherson: ....
Yarawic: Probably when I had to leave my homeland. I was so young.

37) Do you have a pet?
Letherson: I had a golden retriever back home.
Yarawic: None.

38) What did you name your pet?
Letherson: Jackie.

39) Are you crazy?
Letherson: Generals call me crazy.
Yarawic: No.

40) What are you?
Letherson: A U.S. Army Colonel.
Yarawic: Human being, a U.S. Army Major, and yes, I'm Jewish, if you must know.

41) What´s your nickname?
Letherson: Some people call me Don.
Yarawic: Private Smith calls me "Jack". I'm fine with it.

42) Do you consider yourself a happy or a down person?
Letherson: Something in the middle.
Yarawic: Down.

43) If you were a superhero, you'll be...?
Letherson: I don't care about superheroes.
Yarawic: Hahah! Nietzsche's Superman!

45) What is your current occupation?
Letherson: I work for the U.S. Army.
Yarawic: I work for the U.S. Army, as a soldier and, unofficially, as Colonel Letherson's interpreter.

46) Who do you know that bugs you?
Letherson: All Nazi high rank officers are annoying. It's a default.
Yarawic: Well.. Nazis.

47) What's your favorite song?
Letherson: Beethoven's 5th.
Yarawic: Lili Marlene, sung by Marlene Dietrich. Boy, can she sing!

48) Do you consider yourself a warrior?
Letherson: Yes.
Yarawic: Well I'm a soldier, I have to.

49) What do you think about that person who created you?
Letherson: Ignorant girl. Knows nothing about war.
Yarawic: ...she's okay, I guess.

50) Final question. Who do you tag?
No-one.